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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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