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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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