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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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