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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡
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