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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛
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