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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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