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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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