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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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