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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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