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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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