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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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