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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊
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