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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊
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