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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍
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