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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮
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