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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘
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