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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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