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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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