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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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