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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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