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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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