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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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