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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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