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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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