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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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