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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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