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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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