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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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