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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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