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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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