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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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