Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.