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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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