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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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