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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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