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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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