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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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