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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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