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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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