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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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