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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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