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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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