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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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