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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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