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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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