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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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