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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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