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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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