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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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