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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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