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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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