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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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