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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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